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KANAK TO DA MAX

Yelling BUMBAI bumbai means

___ See your okole later
___ I'm busy
___ actually... "no"

Stairway to heaven refers to...

___ Led Zeppelin's song
___ the number of dates it takes to get there
___ hiking da Koolaus

Wen you go see Lani moo you take

___ cookies
___ perfume
___ rubber boots
  

How do U answer "try wait?"

___ I tryin
___ I goin
___ nevah mind
  

Which matches with baby:

___ Hanai
___ Hapai
___ Luau
  

What is high waddahs?

___ high tide
___ an alcoholic beverage
___ a practical fashion statement
  

Which condition is worse:

___ Stink eye
___ Lolo eye
___ Makapiopio eye
    

What matches with "broke ..."

___ da bank
___ okole
___ da mout
    

Which is da best kanak meal for Tuesday?

___ Taco Bell wit da fire sauce
___ Taco flavor Doritos wit side mac salad
___ Tako wit chili peppa water
        

Hemo is
___ Nemo's kaz

___ introducing Mo
___ what happens when you leave your stuff on da floor

             

If get Squid luau you bring...
___ your pet squid

___ your friend from da Navy
___ your friends primo, bud, & heini

             

Hapa means
___ you're laughing at dad

___ da crickets stay jumpin
___ you are a talented musician

             

Ukupau is
___ The end of a ukulele jam session

___ A kine of celebration
___ A very very short haircut

             

Red dirt is...
___ a local energy drink

___ the standard house color in certain neighborhoods
___ the color of feet

             

Pua'a is...
___ one big flower

___ popular pet
___ part of the Hawaiian food pyramid

             

If you get yow yow you should...
___ go hospital

___ get side ordah char sui
___ be alone

             

Pokémon is 
___ a poke scarfin monster

___ da guy work at da Poke place
___ Pokkiboto's faddah

             

Slippah is a
___ cockroach exterminator

___ body surfing fin
___ local hammah fo whacka anyting

             

Aloha no means...
___ I don't love you

___ airlines gone
___ thanks.. no thanks

             

If you have Popoki you got:
___ small cactus

___ black fish
___ cat fever

             

What is the best match for Honey:
___ Bee

___ Bunny
___ Girl

             

If you get loco moco:
___ you should see a doctor

___ be ready fo get kanak attak
___ you riding on da Hawaiian train

             

Tantaran is:
___ A big hairy spidah

___ A type of ramen
___ The first act in a dramatic play

             

Which is biggah:
___ Supah size

___ Jumbo size
___ Sumo size

             

Puka matches
___ Shell

___ Shorts
___ Look out wea you goin

             

What goes with luau feet?
___ poi and lomi salmon

___ long mu'u mu'u
___ surfboard slippahs

             

Momona is...
___ The sound a Hawaiian cow makes

___ A kind of muumuu
___ Worse than swearing

             

Which match wit chop stick...
___ Ono

___ Ogo
___ Olo

              ...depends whose holden dem!

A mosquito punk is...
___ One small gang bangah

___ A BBQ flavor
___ The scent everybody wears after it rains

If your house get plenny menehune, it means...
___ you get plenny water

___ your keiki stay short
___ your dog prolly nevah do um

You use Aino wen:
___ you already know it

___ you stay surprised about someting bad dat wen happen
___ you wen flunk Hawaiian geography

How would you finish dis:
If can... can, if no can... 
___ No Tell

___ Ask a friend
___ Bottle ok... cuz its still beer

When you get Kanak attak, what do you do? 
___ Scream and run

___ Try fight
___ Roll over and play dead

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